National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

Alcohol Instrokification

Drinking alcohol until you stroke.

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

by Joshua Berls August 08, 2009

Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

alcohol

party juice
boosts your confidence

man that alcohol made the party lit

by .oh.dang.u.isnt.going.to.know. February 24, 2020

Alcohol

The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.

This alcohol is too judgmental.

by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022

alcohol

Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer

Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight

by BaconInspect April 30, 2022

Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.

by PopeReagan April 17, 2017