Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!

He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!

by markku007 November 11, 2008

Alan

Alan is a master Jedi, he is untouchable, his weakness is female gamers
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan

I’m feeling like Alan today, no one can stop me.

by Exposer12349876 May 3, 2021

Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.

Michael Alan Snell eats ass.

by noone7654 February 11, 2020

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post

Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021