Adam

Attractive to only gay men because of his manly calves.

Adam is a short jumper.

by Lrigeht May 11, 2019

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adam

The smartest guy ever. The one who will spend his time infront of the laptop more than breathe. A very Cool guy. Handsome and smart. Lovable and caring. A pro gamers. Emotional. Always trying to help people and makes people happy. The one we should appreciate. Loves to watch rick and morty and plays overwatch more than he actually see the world. Hohohoho

If u ever read this adam, i bet u know who am i :D

by your fav idiot April 22, 2018

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Adam

Adam is one of a kind. He gets mad over the smallest things and probably won't forgive you for a long time but eventually he will forgive you. When he does like someone, he can't ever take his eyes off her or him. He's going to be addicted to them like they're his fav drink but he's going to act like he never cares about them since he doesn't want anyone to know.

Your lucky if you have an Adam in you life, they're perfect, almost every part of them is.

Adam: why did you steal MY project idea?
person: I just thought of it-
Adam: *gets angry about it for like a week bcs of it*

by justspeakingfax December 26, 2022

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Adam

The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009

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Adam

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"

by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011

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