Adam

This nigga smell like shit and does not shower I wish christmas comes up so I could give him lotion and soap so he could not smell like shit and he needs to get his hair done by his daughter melva they always fuck every night and they have fun and he doesnt know how to dress that bum ass nigga

Skinny bozo a person who is Stupid , stinky , horny , and freaky." Did ever seen adam when he looks at you hes like I wanna rape riii now"

by Jrjfjejd March 21, 2018

Adam

Retarded

"Adam is retarded"

by Partytimejew October 4, 2018

Adam

A fat nigga that doesnt want to take off his sweater

Adam is a cutie but he doesnt want to take off his sweater

by A3FF34 December 11, 2018

Adam

Good friend. Sometimes annoying but he's cool. He has clown hair.

If you shaved Adam's hair you could make a clown wig

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 17, 2018

Adam

Adam, The best at getting bitches and dates. He is the handsome guy you will ever meet and you are lucky to have an Adam in your life. Adams are super strong and super tuff so if you get in a fight with him that is basically suicide and you better hope that your mom is a doctor. Adams are always in super good shape with sexy blue eyes and brown hair. Adams freckles are amazing and always play hockey and like to be a goon. If you are playing hockey against an Adam you'd better hope that he does not take a snapshot or else your screwed! He has the most amazing sense of humour that you will ever meat in a guy and if you have ever gone on a date with him you would know that he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world and if your dating him hold on for as long as you can!

Person1: Whaaaat who is that handsome guy?
Person2: Thats Adam and good luck hooking up with him!
Person3: Can I have sex with you!?

by GOATMAN6915 March 19, 2019

Adam

Adam is one of the most genuine & compassionate people you will ever meet. He has eyes the color of amber and a smile like the sun and although he is human as far as we can tell, he spends a large percentage of his time doing good deeds and improving the lives of the people he meets. He is cherished by all who know him and loved fiercely by his immortal Phoenix consort who protects him from any that may try to harm him.

Have you heard the superhero story of the day about Adam?!

by RebornFromAshes April 19, 2019

Adam

A cute male who is kind of aggressive but will always be there for you. Adams' are usually very brotherly but it wouldn't be too weird to date him. They care about you but have a strange way of showing it sometimes. You might think they don't like you but they are actually just to scared to show that they love you. If you have a crush on an Adam chances are he likes you too so don't wait until he's taken to tell him.

Person 1: I really like that guy but I don't know how to say it...
Person 2: Is he an Adam?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Then just go for it! I'll bet he freakin likes you!

by Helper.bud April 19, 2019