absolutely perfect

that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖

miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖

by shrhdh January 13, 2023

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

Absolute unit

Absolute unit

Jamie is an absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022

Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025