Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"
by wotsit89 May 14, 2009
Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
by JonasF July 31, 2022
(1) The Jesus of college basketball coaches
(2) The messiah that resurrected Michigan State basketball into college basketball's premiere program. Winner of 1 National Championship, 5 Final Fours, and 6 Big 10 Championships
(3) The greatest recruiter ever, known for his X's and O's and ability to get his team to out rebound any opponent
(4) The guy who every assistant coach wants to coach under to get immediate street cred
(5) The guy who is often rumored to be the head coach of the NBA's worst teams
Also known as "Izzo" or "Coach Izzo"
(2) The messiah that resurrected Michigan State basketball into college basketball's premiere program. Winner of 1 National Championship, 5 Final Fours, and 6 Big 10 Championships
(3) The greatest recruiter ever, known for his X's and O's and ability to get his team to out rebound any opponent
(4) The guy who every assistant coach wants to coach under to get immediate street cred
(5) The guy who is often rumored to be the head coach of the NBA's worst teams
Also known as "Izzo" or "Coach Izzo"
Guy # 1: Man, Michigan State looks good this year, but I don't think they'll make it to the final four.
Guy # 2: Don't be stupid, bro. Michigan State is coached by Tom Izzo. He turns lemons into lemonade.
Guy # 2: Don't be stupid, bro. Michigan State is coached by Tom Izzo. He turns lemons into lemonade.
by sparty99 March 08, 2010
Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
by Michael_Hunt June 29, 2008
There are toms and Thomas's, and there is Tom H. He is a babe slayer and will slay anyone he wants. He is the true babe slayer
by Hellojello123 April 06, 2016
Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
by not tom or peter March 17, 2009
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
by the mysterious O December 17, 2006