Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.

Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.

by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024

Patriotizing

When you love your country.

That's very patriotizing of you!!!

by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025

Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country

Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."

"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."

by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025

patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

by CSteven May 20, 2021

patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021

The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?

by Murphington July 7, 2023