n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
by krissy922 October 14, 2009
Get the loose noodlemug. When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
Get the Shower noodlesmug. Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021
Get the Noodle Flipmug. Scdoosh noodles is a made up word that Sam Golbach calls is fandom, He recently started doing it in his sit down videos. Overall i think Scdoosh noodles is a great word for Sam Golbach's fans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Sam Golbach?
Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.
Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.
by -cloe._.bear- October 30, 2020
Get the Scdoosh noodlesmug. by dr.noodle November 22, 2021
Get the ballsack noodlemug. when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
by danny defeeto March 2, 2019
Get the brown noodlemug. Look at that spooky noodle
That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018
Get the spooky noodlemug.