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Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.
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That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
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She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
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