Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.

Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes

by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019

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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

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Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”

Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.

by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019

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Kyle

A Tryhard Sweat That RKOs Drywall For Sport

(No Offence To Normal People Named Kyle)

Gerald: Bloody Hell! Kyle Yeeted My DrywAll

by BIG_YEETER November 6, 2019

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Kyle

Kind person, but gets annoyed quick. Likes Dragons, Wizards, Greek Gods, Video games, and Movies. If you know a Kyle, he can be a big part of your life.

Kyle is very nice.

by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019

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