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Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
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harrison

harrison is a gimp, who resembles a stick grenade nonce. he is overweight and you can feel the quake quake no mi tremors every step he takes. his presence is known by his gigantic presence (his big belly) his small pp produces and over amount of cheese to feed the 5000 just like prophet isa did. when harrison you say astarfurallah instead of mashallah.
harrison is a stinky nonce
by harrison hater 69420 August 17, 2023
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Harrison

The most fucking stupid ass person who has a brown hair, black eyes and wears a goku type dress who plays tennis
Oh look it's Harrison
by Leonovsky June 3, 2016
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Harrison

Tall and enjoys soccer. Has a big fat crush on Melina and thinks she is the prettiest girl in the world
There is harrison! I heard he is the most brexit footballer ever!
by Colorblind man November 20, 2022
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Harrison

Harrison is a really sweet guy, lovable and caring, also kinda hot!
Harrison is so nice!
by Buddy_boi July 10, 2018
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Harrison

A person who fucking despises people who play Banjo and Koozie.
"I main Banjo, and Harrison tried to kill me!"
by ...,,,...,,,...,,, October 27, 2020
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Harrison

Harrison is a boy who is greatly respected, usually has lots of girls crushing on him, because of his adorable face and most likely his hair. He tries to act tough, even though he really is sensitive. He gets along with nearly anyone, and is really kind. He himself probably had quite a few crushes himself, yet he gets rejected. Despise that, he is likely to get a lovely girlfriend who brings out his wholesome side, who he will likely stay with for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Have you met the new boy?
Person 2: Yeah! He seems like a Harrison.
by sksjfjekgjdklvjdsfosdhfoaefg February 1, 2020
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