by huck&shred March 7, 2013
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Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
Get the floor ham mug.Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Ham Skin mug.Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010
Get the Cold Ham mug.the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired
Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.
by huck&shred March 7, 2013
Get the ham-fisting mug.A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
by John Godwin February 7, 2013
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by kdotpizzzzzlee July 22, 2009
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