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Daniel is a simp
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Daniel is one of the kindest and cutest guy ever. He's very loveable and amazing at photograper! He's one of the best people you will ever meet, you'll always wanna be friends with him.
Person 1: Wow Did you see Daniel this morning?
Person 2: Heck yeah, he's such a cutie
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A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!
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Daniel is a white fat ass whore.
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An alcoholic who bullies children on roblox for fun ( biggest noob ).
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A narcissist who probably jerks off to himself because he’s secretly in the closet and realizes that the girls he takes advantage of don’t satisfy him the way another man will.
Girl 1: “This boy keeps ghosting me and giving me mixed signals.”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
by wedontfwdaniel February 11, 2023
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Daniel likes touching children and playing genshin impact. He loves being allergic to women as he gets no bitches at all.
by MYNAMEISNOTDANIEL February 13, 2023
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