Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves

See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.

by Greg678910 December 11, 2019

platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

Virtual Cuck

A person who dates a virtual sex worker, especially one who brags about the income simps provide.

What a virtual cuck!

by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021

food cuck

someone who is on a diet and only eats once a day

individual 1: is that freak sniffing food? what's up with that?
individual 2: they're a food cuck. they sniff food just to feel something

by eimguy November 19, 2022

Phantom Cuck

When you cuck somebody by fucking their partner, but they aren’t there to watch. So basically just sex, but you can use this phrase to seem cool around friends.

“Man, my friend fucked my girl behind my back...I got Phantom Cucked!”

by Crunchy_bois May 21, 2020

cuck jack

When someone steals your girl because you jerk off too much or don't show her attention

Mikey totally cuck jacked Bob's girlfriend at the party last night while Bob was at home wanking off to cam girls

by BankRaider69 May 6, 2017

Feudo-cuck

Someone who has no self respect. Commonly found "curtseying" (male or female) and sucking up to inbred upper class idiots. Believes he/she is too stupid to be able to chose their own head of state. Has a quasi-sexual interest in being demeaned and enslaved. Has no ambition or personal pride.

That news presenter is such a feudo-cuck. Look at him grovelling to that witch from Buckingham Palace. Have some self respect!

by Emeritus Professor of Sh1te. June 2, 2022