Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Bean Boi

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019

bean team

when a lot of mexicans get together to fuck one girl

Ashley was seen handing out with a lot of mexicans so people thought she got bean teamed.

by TOKEN January 5, 2016

sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.

Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.

by KingPizza July 6, 2015

Bean Cave

The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.

"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."

by MysticBacon November 3, 2011

queen bean

The ugly white slab found in a can of beans.

Jennifer: What's that in my can of beans?
S.J.C.: The queen bean.... and all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.

by boxofmatches December 28, 2011