Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

by Liam Murray October 16, 2018

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit

"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"

by white little abo boy March 16, 2017

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

Hashtag BREAD

Hashtag Boom Roasted Eat A Dick

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*

by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

Bread Country

A region with a large inbred population or a history of such.

I’m taking a trip down to bread country this summer.

by sauceless_ June 22, 2019

Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.

'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'

by BrettRambo November 17, 2021