Zoomfish

Someone who looks way different in person than on Zoom.

I saw her for the first time in-person today. I almost didn’t even recognize her. She’s a Zoomfish.

by elguapo8 August 17, 2021

Zoom

a video calling app that compared to discord and ms teams is mid but teachers still use it thanks god im in a school where we use msteams cause that thing laggy af

guy 1: dam i have a lesson on zoom
guy 2: rip zoom is down again on country-where-example-guys-live

by takanashi kiara stan February 14, 2022

zhomped

Business term for mad, crazy.

Taylor Swift had a very zhomped day after her concert.

by Ashirt March 11, 2022

zhomped

A business-like term for mad, crazy. Is often used as a verb.

Taylor Swift had a very zhomped evening after her concert.

by Ashirt March 11, 2022

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

ZoomFace

Adjusting your lighting, camera angle, seating and computer to get the best possible image on a zoom call but inevitably only getting a the equivalent of a real time bad photograph.

Joe's ZoomFace on the business call left little doubt about why he's single, WFH (works from home), and lives alone

by toohip March 23, 2023