I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

the wanted

possibly the worlds most amazing and gorgeous boyband formed of nathan sykes = yummmmm. max george = yum. tom parker = ooft. siva kaneswaren = nom. jay mcguiness = javatarishous. yah yah yah they are mint ;D

oh hey the wanted are fit as
have you heard all time low by the wanted? its amazing
the wanted fill all the vacancys in my heart

by twloljk September 26, 2010

i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

by Heystabb May 4, 2018

Wanton Wellies

The flashy, striped, paisley, polka dot, animal print rubber boots, worn by fashion conscious women everywhere!

No freaking green or yellow wellies for me, only Wanton Wellies will do.

by Lauri127 December 3, 2005

Wantitude

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin

i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake

by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

wantwickle

a wantwickle is a peculiar bastard

oi oi wantwickle you dropped your dildo on my foot

by veganito April 10, 2019

wanted.hailey

A Roblox Tik Toker with a little over 5,000 fans. She responds as much as she can. She has a boyfriend named Edison (@zryaic) She's grown fast over these few months. People call her "Heather" she's also known for making over 2 viral videos with 10k+ views.

wanted.hailey? I follow her on Tik Tok!

by Stephanniee December 4, 2020