working out

the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.

im going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS

by yatur matir shaleef ayaltola kumani the second. April 11, 2004

work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.

"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."

by TezzyHead March 17, 2014

work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

Work Girlfriend

Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.

Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.

Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.

Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.

by DClear April 28, 2014

work of art

1. a women that is appealing to the eye
2. something expensive and classy

1. Damn check out that chick, she's a work of art
2. Damn check out that Ferrari, that's a work of art

by Rehan A. January 17, 2006

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017