got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 20, 2015

Fort Recovery

Fort Recovery is where all the Christian girls are. They might have some extreme viewpoints, but at least they are actually funny. The girls are kind, and there's even some guys who won't call you slurs behind your back xoxo <3

She goes to Fort Recovery? She's definitely hotter than the last snob I dated

by Sue Doe Nymn January 11, 2023

Fort Wayne

A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.

Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.

by Frankenstein's Monster April 15, 2023

Fort Berthold

To get a girl pregnant and proceed to leave the baby with grandma, while you party

Yo, did you hear that Sam hand another kid? Whatttt, he pulled another Fort Berthold??

by creatoroffortb November 21, 2019

Forts

Carried by chubz and Zykic (forts or after chubz quits 📉📉📉)

Forts is washed
How did forts lose that

by Rupforts May 3, 2021

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .

Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.

Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?

by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020