got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 20, 2015

Fort Myers, Fl

Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?

Girl; Where you from ?

Boy; Fort Myers, Fl
Girl; *ima head out*

by Youmadho October 21, 2019

shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters

Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.

by SolKand January 12, 2014

Jackson Fort

Who some might call, "Brother Fort" because of his uncanny ability to make people smile and Mormon abilities.

Yo is that Jackson Fort?!?! He must be Mormon.

by DaddyDalto May 7, 2018

Fort Lawn

A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.

Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.

by Amycoleman=) February 3, 2010

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

Kia Forte

A zippy Mexican built subcompact sedan

Didn’t you hear? Jimmy purchased a used KIA Forte, damn thing hauls ass

by BoJack Whoreseman April 11, 2022