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No YumYum without con dums!

prevention to avoid unwanted pregnancies. Or, when you are horny but you can't do it with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Boy: I'm kinda horny
Girl: Not tonight babe, no yumyum without con dums!
by 712ea March 1, 2011
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Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.
Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*
by CallMeMaybe3435 March 3, 2022
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UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
by brendan May 15, 2004
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chuckle without the chunks

To issue an unintentional fart (or series thereof) when laughing uncontrollably at an unexpected funny moment. Importantly, this is not followed by "following through", which would spoil the moment, hence "no chunks". Often associated with ejecting beer, etc from the nose at funny moments.
HaHaHa..Frrt,frrt,frrt....I just wasn't expecting that punchline! Damn, I chuckled without the chunks
by Mister Gruntfuttock August 24, 2005
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Eyes without a face

A person who stays up too late and doesn't slow their brain down becomes a zombie - like person who stares into darkness , like eyes without a face.
Dude, after we finished that Twilight Zone marathon, she was eyes without a face. My neck was sore but she was ghastly!
by Hakeem of the hills March 24, 2011
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dick without a pee hole

by ThUmPeR! May 15, 2003
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