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Wally Wacker

The term "wally wacker" is synonymous of the terms: dick / cock / penis. The term is very popular in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States, especially West Virginia.

It may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / "jacking off" where one wacks his wally.
I forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

Stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, I went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.
by UDMSTERRR February 13, 2010
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Bush Whacked

When a lazy chick doesn't shave her pussy for a long time and wakes up from hernia or female related surgery and has no snatch hair because it was removed by hospital staff.
(on the phone with her friend) "Damn Bitch, when I came-to from the anesthesia from surgery yesterday, I looked down at my pussy and realized I was bush whacked."
by LoveMeSomeNakedWomen June 12, 2013
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konkey wacker

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.
Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six
by Twixchix March 2, 2008
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whackermobile

Any civilian vehicle outfitted (flashing lights, sirens, strobes, spotlights, handcuffs on the spotlight handle, equipment console, laptop, decommissioned radar guns, etc) to resemble a public safety/service vehicle.
Look at that dickhead, Jeremey Dewitte, driving his whackermobile and playing wannabe cop.
by Bearcatfan78 February 12, 2023
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Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010
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Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.
Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?
by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016
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Pasty Whackers

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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