pussy-weasel

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

by Primo Jones August 14, 2006

Stink Weasel

A phrase commonly shouted by the drunken biker lady, who sits by herself at the show; perhaps a type of mating call?

"Stink WEASEL!!!"

by Justinsmith1 October 1, 2006

crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass

Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.

by Perday November 1, 2013

one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda

one eyed weasel: hkjky thrt ytu yuyu tyuuy tyutyu

by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006

Weasel

Slang for male and female genitals in the Midlands of England, particularly Birmingham and the Black Country. It is most often used to refer to the vagina in common Midlands parlance.

She's got a nice weasel, the best weasel I ever saw babs.

by Baginahead October 27, 2013

beaver weasel

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007

weaseling

Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.

her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.

by grr[face] August 7, 2008