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Watermelon Man

Herbie Hancock, Jean Paul Mallah, Tristyn Henderson, Watermelon Man.
by RealDL August 18, 2011
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watermelon

noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup

verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench

adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing

verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench

adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
by wetwatermelonwench.yeah June 11, 2009
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watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.
by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008
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Dirty Watermelon

When you have the bubble guts and tell your bitch to lick your asshole and shit in her mouth. Thus having dirty water on her melon.
Paul ate too much spaghetti and had a stomach ache, during copulation with Becky he asked her to lick his anus not knowing he was about to bust a Dirty Watermelon.
by Mr. Not_So_Nice_Guy July 18, 2017
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bob watermelon

a cute fluffy stuffed animal that is shaped like a watermelon, and is the kindest most amazing watermelon you will ever meet
Wow, that bob watermelon is so cute!
by mernard tiddlebink April 18, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

I know why Watermelon sugar is still trending
Watermelon sugar is on the radio and reaches out to everyone and just about everyone looked up or looks up what the word means when they hear the song and the urb dic link pops up on google at the top
by Gabriel Shmabriel April 4, 2021
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