walmareturn

When you buy something from walmart with an intent to return it, youre going to wal-mar-e-turn it.

Lets go buy some remote control helicopters and walmareturn them later.

by Jeffy123 February 8, 2010

Walmart Bass

A cheap bass guitar.

Hey man, your bass's volume knob doesn't work!

Yeah man, it's a Walmart bass. Can't expcect a whole lot.

by Ned Flanders II October 21, 2012

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014

Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.

Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse

by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016

WalMart

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls

Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul

by Barry Newton June 28, 2017

Walmart Hoe

A girl who has everything you need at a cheap price and is open for business 24/7

Bro your girl Trisha is such a Walmart hoe she has dude show up at her house at 3 in the morning

by Andrewcon72 August 1, 2018