A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
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Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.
by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016
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The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
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