A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.
Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.
by GrumpyPlatypus April 18, 2016
A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
by bottom_boy April 09, 2016
Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.
by QueenBitchBoss April 15, 2016
Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
by Santana0520 April 13, 2016
Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.
Vacation Dick
"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".
"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".
by Arizona Concept April 15, 2016
A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta April 26, 2016
my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.
by PaaWan April 15, 2016