fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016

Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

vacation dick

A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"

by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016

Vacation Goat

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.

We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.

by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024

vacation tits

When a girl is on vacation and her tits are out to play - roaming free, feeling the breeze, that fresh vacation air. AKA no bra.

"Do you need to wear a bra with that?"
"No, my vacation tits are out!"

by Khaleesi_Law September 13, 2018

vacation hoe

A girl you meet on vacation who thirsts for your dick and teases you and sends nudes knowing that you're on the other side of the world and nothing can be done.

Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.

Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.

by zaelthus November 29, 2017