vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016

vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.

My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.

by Darryl Cartrip June 7, 2019

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016

fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.

"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."

by TinaRW June 16, 2008

Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta May 28, 2016