vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls June 7, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation

"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."

by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole

"I had the greatest vacation dick last night I can barely even walk!!!"

by Trill 1ron June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016