a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
by CLynn February 11, 2009
Get the Turtle storymug. the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.
by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004
Get the ninja turtlemug. 1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles
2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation
2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation
"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"
"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"
"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"
by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008
Get the turtled outmug. Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.
by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006
Get the Turtle Skirtmug. When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis
by master of love May 20, 2004
Get the turtle tapmug. by N Kasper August 24, 2008
Get the turtle jiz mug. Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!
by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015
Get the Turtle Shellmug.