by Kokweasl June 18, 2010
That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
by AwesomeSexyPants May 16, 2011
A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.
I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.
"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018
The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers
by Girl Trumpet Player June 20, 2015
by misstrumpetplayer12 November 22, 2013
A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.
"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"
by Merrstacks August 29, 2007