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Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!
by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025
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Tobi

Tobi had big ass boobies most caring girl you will ever meet beautiful absolutely beautiful Loving just a general angle
Tobi is hot

Yes
by anonymous July 8, 2022
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Toby

A Toby is a very nice guy. He enjoy sleeping and eating, and loves art. He is also very bad at love, and if you are in love relationship with a Toby, you should be happy, because you're lucky.
Boy : I have a boyfriend! His name is Toby!
Girl : Wow, you're lucky!!!
by HOLAOA July 8, 2019
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Tobi

Tobi is a mega upgrade of Chad. He has everything a Chad lacks.

A Tobi will bully you in the most humorous way. So funny that you cant even get offended. He is cute, tall and seems tough but is actually a very nice Guy.
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Did you meet our new Soldier? He is such a Tobi.
by Tito ssemkic October 28, 2019
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Tobi

Tobi is the guy who yells a lot and calls people "Penner," which makes him seem rowdy. He can come off as mean, but deep down, he's actually a nice guy. MILF Hunter. If you listen closely, you can hear him screaming "Man, I love frogs". Tobi spends way too much time jumping around in Minecraft.
bel: Hi
Tobi: Penner
by Böbel October 3, 2024
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Toby

The most homosexual human being in Avery County who will have sex with anything that moves who likes big black dick for every meal
He's such a toby
by BangBangShotsFired December 17, 2018
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Toby Shaw

Toby Shaw is a big black man that loves flat Stan he bum raped him and then somehow nigga
by Penis in ya bum November 22, 2021
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