vitamin pork

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

by SirGatorFalls February 15, 2016

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 16, 2013

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 07, 2017

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 05, 2016

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider March 12, 2016