slow skater

Someone who takes a little longer to get from point A to B on skates.

You take so long to get down the ice, you are a slow skater. Much like Doug Gilmour, Mats Sundin, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Bryan McCabe, Wendel Clark or any terrible player with or formerly with the Toronto Maple Leafs

by Mike Tornopolski January 24, 2008

slow slow fukn stupid

the devil

I've seen stupid. But my gosh this fukn devils slow slow fukn stupid

by sum.fukn.dude March 3, 2022

Slow up

To slow down. Used in certain situations, like while driving.

Alright, slow up bc that turn is comin' up real quick.

by daisiesart December 18, 2016

slow jam

to take your time during sexual intercourse rather than just, "beating it up".

Yeah man. She was so thick, I might even have to slow jam that chick.

by Adonis Jordan, (realesteva) April 17, 2006

Slow cooking

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

Slow Electronics

Noise music decoding and resisting crypto-fascist patriarchal Power Electronics using the process of slowness in terms of processing power, data streams and carefully considered recursions folding in on themselves through 'screeching waves of feedback, analogue synthesizers making sub-bass pulses or high frequency squealing sounds, and screamed, distorted, often engaged and relatively unknown lyrics.

That handcranked cassette-tape Whitehouse remix is so Slow Electronics

by Southbridge December 13, 2009

Slow-Fast

When you feel like you are expending a lot of energy and should be going fast, but you are still moving slowly.

"Man, I was walking up from the beach yesterday and I was going slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017