Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

Somatotype Shotgun

Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.

Darnell: "Shotgun!"

Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."

Darnell: "Fair one."

by DefinedThat September 6, 2011

Devil's Shotgun

Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."

"Tony showed up and Andrea hit the Devil's Shotgun from his ass, it was diabolical "

by queef_disco666 June 25, 2023

Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.

I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.

by Gargallon May 12, 2023

ak and shotguns

In chief keef song all time he said AK and shotguns an AK is a long gun and a shotgun is too

Chief keef :AK and shotguns

Tadoe:aye what you mean AK and shotguns

by I be chiefin keef November 24, 2018

Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.

You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.

by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018