rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole

bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

by The Real Don Juan August 28, 2005

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

rusty iron

The lowest music record sales certification. Like how an album is considered "Gold" if it sells 500,000 copies, an album is officially "rusty iron" once it sells 1,000 copies.

Kevin Federline tries to brag about his music career by claiming his debut album went 16x rusty iron.

by achuta January 2, 2009

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Rusty Saxaphone

A female receiving anal felatio while getting the reach around "saxaphone" style. -Rusty Saxaphone

The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.

My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.

by Jordan Fenton August 18, 2008

rusty dipjob

A rusty dipjob is a combination of a plumpkin and a dipjob or in other terms it is when a bitch gives you head with a dip (tobacco) in her mouth while you are taking a shit.

I get an rusty dipjob from rattail every friday.

by tesla coil April 15, 2009

Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010