Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

by travellin2planker October 10, 2019

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

Poison

Pick your poison my friend or the poison will pick you

In the context of the provided quote, it suggests a poison situation where a person must make a difficult choice, and if they don't, an unpleasant outcome will be imposed on them.

by Spock* April 11, 2025

ARP Poisoning

the act of sending false (malicious) ARP packets to a targets Default gateway on a LAN so that the attacker can change the pairings of MAC addresses in the MAC to IP address Table thus allowing the attacker to inspect packets as their going through the network.

can be used to cause DoS attacks by intercepting and not forwarding the ARP packet

ARP Poisoning is not fun to be caught in

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.

by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021

Movie Poisoning

The feeling you get after watching too many movies, or more like junk movies, and you need to avoid watching movies for a while. For treatment, you turn to good movies like "Shawshank Redemption" to help relieve the effects of junk movies.

Do not watch too many movies directed by Michael Bay or you'll end up getting Movie Poisoning.

by Rece Foc September 14, 2015