Paint shot

A man who is 30 % heterosexual and 70% homosexual and likes furrys

Look it paint shot

I hear he likes furrys

Yep

by Bruh name here March 6, 2021

paint kink

aroused by paint on humans.

Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.

by @crazyxshit February 24, 2021

Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb

dude lets go lay paint under that bridge

by ahab enok April 1, 2010

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

skank paint

To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.

"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"

by bigknows June 26, 2012

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018