Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022

floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

Lamp

Another way of saying lmao

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP

by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021

Lamp

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

by steven159 May 25, 2024

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020