Palm coast is a boring city that no one has ever heard of. No matter how you ended up here you are almost 100% wondering why you moved here. There is nothing to do here except drugs which is quite popular. No matter where you go you will probably encounter a Karen who has nothing better to do with their lives then bother innocent people.
If you are smart you will not come here it’s not fun and it’s not a good place to raise children unless you want them to have substance abuse issues…
If you are smart you will not come here it’s not fun and it’s not a good place to raise children unless you want them to have substance abuse issues…
Hey mom why did we ever move to palm coast I hate it here it’s so boring
Because the houses were cheap and were broke. now shut up jimmy your giving me a headache
*says ungrateful little shit under her breath*
Because the houses were cheap and were broke. now shut up jimmy your giving me a headache
*says ungrateful little shit under her breath*
by Killme🥰 September 10, 2021
Get the Palm coastmug. Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
Get the Coast Guardmug. A train operating company you can never trust to not fuck up your plans. You will most likely hear an announcement saying that your train has been delayed.
"I'm sorry to announce that the 10:33 Avanti West Coast service to Glasgow Central has been cancelled"
by ady8gihkajsdghcapsdiuh March 29, 2024
Get the Avanti West Coastmug. An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.
Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland
Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland
Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday
by DoctaJFIVE September 23, 2019
Get the East Coast Birthdaymug. A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out
See also west coast wash
See also west coast wash
by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022
Get the East coast feastmug. by Tunnelvisioned* July 20, 2023
Get the east coast glittermug. To have something stolen. Derived from the car theft statistics that indicate that California cities are frequently among the top ten for car theft rates.
Usually used in the past tense
Usually used in the past tense
Fred left his laptop on his passenger seat in the Stadium's parking lot and of course, the thing gets west coasted.
by The Funhouse March 19, 2010
Get the West Coastedmug.