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a chronic headache

a group of Sariyas
Look at that pride of lions and a chronic headache of Sariyas
by Cheeky Corners October 31, 2020
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Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia
by TRISH=TRASH July 22, 2020
mugGet the Chronic hypercultureemiamug.

Chronic Courage

Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
by Northern Kush July 30, 2016
mugGet the Chronic Couragemug.

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
mugGet the Chronic Goonermug.

Chronically Online

"Man Emily is so chronically online"
by Folklore, Evermore September 3, 2023
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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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