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a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
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You tryna trade?

Used over text, when someone asks if you want to trade nudes.
"yo, you tryna trade?"

"no, i have a boyfriend."
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Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
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Hack of All Trades

A "Hack of All Trades" is someone who isn't good at anything, unlike the saying "Jack of All Trades," meaning someone is seemingly good at everything, although not particularly having any expertise in anything.
Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades. She's the master of none, since the start of her days.
by justsomeguyhere621 September 18, 2023
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badass of all trades

"James broke Anne's heart in such a badass way that nobody even felt bad about her. He's the badass of all trades"
by Loud Dumbass February 23, 2022
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Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
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trade

a male typically gay but acts straight.
by hewchi September 6, 2021
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