The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.

Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*

by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

Thanos

The definition of a god complex. He believes everyone should bow to him.

Thanos is so cute!
His dick is bigger than his god complex!

by Jake69420. November 20, 2021

Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones

Do you think Thanos will get the stones

by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020

Thanos

Big fat purple nigga that killed spiderman.

“Thanos is a nigga”

by Ironman dies in endgame April 30, 2019

Thanos

A large purple grape with a yeezy or ballsack for a chin and a gold sparkly oven mitt

Thanos: Give me the gemsssssss

by Yeet your mums feet May 4, 2019

Thanos

A sexy grape

You are a Thanos (Sexy Grape)

by Thanos Gaming October 9, 2018