Stinky Bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.

1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stinky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!

by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006

Stinky Dangler

When a person forgets to remove their anal beads and finds them later.

Whats hanging out of that chicks ass?
It's a stinky dangler.

by Craig Williams and Flippy May 31, 2003

stinky-pete

To secretly release a fart in an elevator or any enclosed space.

I pulled a stinky-pete on my way up to the fifth floor.

Whoever is the stinky-pete had better cut it out, this is a new car.

by Steve Jobs May 27, 2003

stinky cheese

when a girl is going down on you, you fart and blow a wad on her disgusted face.

want some wine with your stinky cheese?

by Woody & Broce March 31, 2008

stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Stinky slipper

(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.

Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.

by Cjames_dog September 8, 2011

Stinky Cheech

the act of inserting ones digit (finger) into the anus of another and then wiping the fecal matter from said finger onto your upper lip area creating a "Cheech Marin" look. The fecal matter will undoubtedly stink, hence the Stinky Cheech.

Mary was a little surprised when little Jonnie performed a Stinky Cheech at the holiday office saurez!

by muzzard67 December 7, 2009