by giv a fuc November 29, 2017
Get the allen russellmug. The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradoxmug. The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.
by Dormat Dowell November 21, 2021
Get the Russellmug. Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug. Jasmine russell is one of the best people u will ever meet she is nice,funny,kind, sweet,loud,weird,and crazy
But she is very loving and caring. Once she cares she will never stop until u hurt her. Very forgiving and nice. She comforts u when ur down and let u know shes here for u no matter what.
But she is very loving and caring. Once she cares she will never stop until u hurt her. Very forgiving and nice. She comforts u when ur down and let u know shes here for u no matter what.
by WDWlover18 April 11, 2019
Get the Jasmine Russellmug. Russell, A small town south of Ottawa, where you can find skater kids smoking pot and smashing people's property and also see rednecks driving around rolling Cole (black smoke) around town while intoxicated.
Russell kid 1: did you see the fight at the Russell fair this year
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
by 613mushrooms June 18, 2018
Get the Russellmug. When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
Get the Russell Brandedmug.