Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.
by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021
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Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.
'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'
by benso411 August 01, 2013
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 24, 2023
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Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.
Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.
by Steady_1 November 24, 2023
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pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"
"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
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