Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

rode a pope

1. To get away with openly humiliating someone or committing a crime, that normally would result in punishment.

Everyone knows OJ did it, but he rode a pope and even wrote a book about it.

Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face? He sure rode that pope.

by jellybananamamajama October 21, 2010

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021