crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

Leaf On A String

*One* person that really likes mushrooms and likes the name Leaf On A String. Admin for Kenstagator (Google him) and his discord server GEN. Commonly shortened to Leafy. Not dating Ken!

Hey Leaf On A String, come look at this.

by GENuser1500 November 21, 2021

Tennessee Leaf-blower

When you use a females asshole as can whistle to create a high pitch sound resultant of the air circulating the insides of her stomach.

Damn Bro, I gave this girl a Tennessee Leaf-blower last night and now she won't stop banging me!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Forbidden Leaf

A type of weed that is forbidden in many countries and cultures. it is frowned upon to smoke such an evil substance.

M-Dog: "Come smoke the Forbidden Leaf pal eh"
R-Dog: " No"

by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses only. Gives traditional digital marketing companies a run for their money. Hates snake oil, likes sloths.

The Leaf team helped us profitably scale our DTC brand!

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.

Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Leaf

Noun/Adverb/Adjective/pronoun/Whatever

A green boi in which is can magically change colors with the supernatural power of Chlorophyll.

Have the supernatural abilty to rise from the dead and can reincarnate.

Also it's worst enemies are listed here ;
-seanoning,

-eletric chainsaws,

-lame metalic axe heads,
-hot fire,

smogy smelly smoke,
0.00000000000000000000000000000005927461% oxegen level,

radioactive butter,
and finally an infinite pit of sadness.
9these are totally true facts ;)

The leaf was changed by the power of the trees abilty to do stuff with Chlorophyll.

by None of yo business other peps December 3, 2021