Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021

Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.

Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad

by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012

dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

Rope The Goat

The act of packing up and and going home at the end of the day

Lets rope the goat

by tjhop47 July 13, 2010