Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Fast Eddie

The act of knocking a man unconcious, preferably with a punch, then proceeding to suck his dick. Often performed in prisons.

Tyrone saw Jamaal leaving the shower, so he snuck up behind him and pulled a fast Eddie

by Ojdidit January 12, 2014

Eddie Hall

A 6’3 410lb monster of a man hailing from Stoke-On Trent,England.Winner of Worlds Strongest Man 2017.

Eddie Hall is the deadlift king!

by BlackCountryMon January 7, 2018

Speddy Eddy

a speddy eddy is a person who is really stupid (special education)

Damn! She is such a Speddy Eddy

by LiT not ship April 16, 2020

nelson eddies

A code name used to identify when someone has a nipple erection. (hard nipples)

Check out the chick walking in with the nelson eddies.
The lady next to you knows nelson eddies.

by Nelson Eddies January 22, 2010

eddy skills

the best pure in runescape ever.

woah eddy skills owned me

by labassee November 7, 2007

Eddies Fire

A fire that burned down the Eddies firehouse and was visible if you looked from the unfinished bridge with a 60 foot gaping hole.

While Adolf was sleeping, he was dreaming about Auschwitz and the Eddies Fire.

by Bob Tibbles December 8, 2006